STOP ONLINE PIRACY

AN URGENT MESSAGE TO ALL INTERNET PIRATES:

WE ARE NADS, AN INTERNATIONAL (read: North America exclusive) TERRORIST ORGANIZATION CREATED TO COUNTER THE EPIDEMIC OF ELECTRONIC THEFT OF COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL.

IF YOU HAVE ILLEGALLY COPIED FILES FROM THE INTERNET IN THE PAST 48 HOURS, YOUR IP HAS BEEN LOGGED AND WE HAVE A HAIR-TRIGGER LOCKED ON YOUR SORRY TORRENTING CANDY-ASS. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. ENJOY THE FIREWORKS.