I just copy and pasted the english translation of the Soviet National Anthem but took some liberties of my own

United forever in friendship and labour,
Our mighty condiments will ever endure.
The Great Mustard Union will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their packet secure.

Long live our Soviet mustardland,
Built by Charles' mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our taste tried by fire.
Long may our yellow flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all members to see.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Charles lead us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of Mustard above
And Ryan our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the shoebox that we love.

Long live our Soviet mustardland,
Built by Charles' mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our taste tried by fire.
Long may our yellow flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all members to see.

We fought for the Collection, destroyed the ketchup lovers,
And brought to our mustardland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of teachers
And all generations will honour His name.

Long live our Soviet mustardland,
Built by Charles' mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our taste tried by fire.
Long may our yellow flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all members to see.