"Hello, welcome to the group"
"Hi, I've never met you before."
"I know, cuz you're a coward."

Just 3 kids and we're cowards
(cowards, cowards)
Just 3 kids and we're cowards
(cowards, cowards)

We'll vandalize your shoes with bananas
This groups going off
You think that we're cowards?
you're right

Coward Number One
I love to throw grapes at people
My fancy throwing skills are putting you in a TRANCE

It's a cowardly thing,
cowards are everywhere!
In your babies
IN YOUR STAIRS!!

banana dip
grape sorbet
spike the pe teacher, and burn his babies!

Coward Number Two
Come to stomp on this shoe
sure thing!
Cause we got to!

I like blowing up bananas, in the pool
Who invited Mr Smith? That dude's a ♥♥♥♥!

Just 3 Cowards who are having a good time being cowards
(Being cowards, Being Cowards)
Just 3 Cowards Ded
(dive, DIVE!!)

Now everyone in the house say "you're a coward"
("NO!")
Now everyone in the house say "I want to sacrifice my unborn fetus to the god of cowards"
("I want to sacrifice my unborn fetus to the god of cowards!")

Dude, quit being brave
You're ruining my high
My loaded gun makes you reach for the bag of grapes conveniently placed above you
There's a knock at the door
Who could that be?
MR THRELFALL IS HERE!

How would you like to be.. ded?
Me and my friend.. are ded
throwing grapes at teachers
Having fun coward Three?
"yes, i got a grape right in his left eye!"

We're just 3 cowards being cowards
(being cowards, being cowards)
We're just 3 cowards Meakin, manafish, and patt
(HA, THOSE LOSERS, HA, THOSE LOSERS)

beware, theres a grape in your hair
you look like poo, cuz theres a mushy banana in your shoe