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TNBSG: The Next Best Shrek Game.

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>Shrek buys a bagel, and eats it like any other person would do with food

> Shrek is Love: The Penis Army

> Shrek Eats Swamp Crap

> Shrek loves Donkey like a friend

> Shrek Eats Glass

> Shrek Puts His ♥♥♥♥ in the Sex Machine

> Shrek Becomes an Admin on Trollpasta Wiki

> Shrek makes love to his wife

> Shrek Masturbates Seven Times

> Shrek masturbates a 8th time

> Shrek becomes a VCROC in the CPW wiki and vandalizes the wiki

> Shrek becomes the guitarist for Nine Inch Nails

> Shrek The Sperm Farmer

> Shrek quits Nine Inch Nails, to join Guns N Roses

> Shrek leaves Guns N Roses, to rejoin Nine Inch Nails

> Shrek doesn't eat an Onion

> Shrek vs Godzilla

> Shrek vs. Sonic

> Shrek Eats ♥♥♥♥ While Taking A Bath

> Shrek is nice to the villagers

> Shrek Eats His ♥♥♥♥

> Shrek eats Donkey's waffles

> Shrek Goes Back in Time to 9/11

> Shrek is the cause of 9/11

> Shrek Forgets to Update Da List

> Shrek makes a sock, "Donkey Is Love"

> Shrek Dresses Up as Wario

> Mario kicks Shrek's ass in a sports game

> Shrek likes Xbox One

> Shrek kicks Reggie in The Balls

> Shrek likes bathes

> Shrek rapes Shreky

> Shrek eats Oderyus, but spits him out

> Oderyus is disgusted, so he shoots Shrek

> Shrek says "Hotbullz 4 admin"

> Shrek goes to YouTube

> Shrek finds AVGN

> Shrek gets happy

> Shrek screams POWER GLOVE everywhere.

> Shrek finds an angry review of Shrek: The Game

> Shrek is sad

> Shrek starts taking anti-depressants

> Shrek is angry

> Shrek kills James Rolfe

> Shrek goes to jail.

> Shrek ties his blankets together

> Shrek makes a rope blanket

> Shrek ties his neck on the rope

> Shrek chokes

> Shrek dies

> Shrek Passes SOPA

> Everyone stones Shrek

> Shrek gets high

> Shrek farts

> Shrek goes in an elevator

> Shrek farts again

> Shrek kills 39 people

> Shrek is caught by the CDC

> Shrek is tested on

> Shrek drinks love potions

> Shrek farts a lot

> Shrek makes love to a Peach

> Shrek then dies of love potion poisoning

> Donkey learns necromancy

> Donkey ressurects Shrek


> Shrek farts in Donkey's face

> Shrek is Love: The FINAL FINAL ♥♥♥♥

> Donkey dies

> Shrek jizzes on Donkey

> Shrek pours gasoline on Donkey

> Shrek lights a cig

> Shrek throws the cig on Donkey

> Donkey burns

> Donkey is now a pile of steaming donkey ♥♥♥♥

> Shrek sniffs at his corpse

> Shrek finds a smurf

> Shrek Eats His Asschecks

> Shrek has blue balls

> Shrek goes to World 1-1

> Shrek goes to world -1

> Shrek lost all 99 lives

> Shrek teleports to the end room

> Shrek doesn't find peach

> Shrek finds Princess Potato

> Shrek rapes the toad next to her

> Shrek throws a fireball on her face

> Shrek finds a starman

> Shrek makes other people ♥♥♥♥ their pants

> Shrek kills Ke$ha

> Shrek kills Justin Bieber

> Shrek kills Jack Black

> Shrek kills Jack Bauer

> Shrek kills Jonah Bex

> Shrek kills people with the initials J.B.

> Shrek kills James Bond

> Shrek speaks to God

> Shrek is banished to Half-Life

> Shrek meets Gordon Freeman

> Shrek ♥♥♥♥♥ G-Man

> Shrek ♥♥♥♥♥ the ALEINS

> Shrek ♥♥♥♥♥ GLaDOS

> Shrek rescues humanity

> Shrek becomes The Hulk

> GLaDOS makes Shrek her slave

> Shrek kills turrets

> Shrek becomes the Iron-Hulk-Man-Thingy

> Shrek challenges Morgan Freeman to a duel

> Shrek wins

> Shrek is stabbed by Xenu from the back

> Shrek falls to another universe

> Shrek is on a castle

> Shrek finds King Arthur

> Shrek is knighted

> Shrek is now Sir. Shrek

> Shrek runs

> Shrek finds Marty and Doc

> Shrek rapes Marty and Doc

> Shrek goes Back To The Future

> Shrek is a cowboy-knight-iron-hulk-man-thingy

> Shrek finds a squaw

> Shrek goes to a saloon

> Ogre me to a duel, I ogre you!

> Shrek then shoots the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

> Shrek eats his flesh

> Shrek goes back to the future-rer

> Shrek finds the Ultra SuperWiiStation 3603DS

> Shrek buys a million games for Ultra SuperWiiStation 3603DS

> Shrek goes to the past

> Shrek gives the video games

> Shrek is a god

> Shrek eats onions for free now

>Shrek sticks his tounge on a ♥♥♥♥

>Shrek gets raped

>Shrek cuts off his ♥♥♥♥ and sticks it in his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

>Shrek masturbates furiously

>Shrek dies

WARNING SPOILER TITLE. ONE DAY YOU WOKE UP AND THERE WAS LIKE THIS FROG ON YOU. YOU WERE ALL STARTLED AND SAID "WUHH!!!" AS YOU GENTLY PUT THE FROG OUTSIDE IN HORROR. THEN YOU TURNED AROUND AND THERE WAS ANOTHER FROG LIKE SITTING ON A BOX IN YOUR HOUSE. THEN YOU NOTICED THAT THERE WAS A FROG ON THE TV AND ON THE FRIDGE AND ONE IN EACH OF YOUR SHOES AND ONE WAS EVEN (WARNING NSFW) IN THE BATHROOM ON THE TOILET SEAT!!! YOU RAN ALL AROUND HORRIFIED AND SCREAMING AND PUTTING THEM OUTSIDE WHERE THEY BELONG WHEN FINALLY YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND REALIZE THAT THOSE FROGS WERE YOU AND NOW YOU ARE COMPLETELY LOCKED OUT OF YOUR HOUSE!!!