I just recieved a cheezemail from Moonbeam about 2 minutes after Super_Hadron did and this one was about a sandvich. Moonbeam: "Due to overwhelming amounts of cheese, I decided to open my sandvich safe and stuff all the cheeze in it along with the sandvich. I forgot my drink so i lasered some food cart and took a few and stuffed it in my sandvich safe. After I went back to the moon I put my sandvich safe away. I then found a extremly derpy bird that looked like it was crushed by a aluminum laptop (guess what the brand was) so i performed surgery on it and found a ridicoulously overpriced bad hardware inside the bird and took it out. I then put the bird on my shoulder and took it to my house."

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEE
-MOONBEAM

Please take this seriously
~Moonbeam

I recently recieved a cheezemail from MOONBEAM and it said "Due to awesomeness, bunny shaped rocket lauchers, ninjas and miniguns, BL2 is now an offcially supported U.B.M.F. game, even though it supports mac. {EDIT: as always, the mac version is ported and managed by a different company. Fortuantely, because the mac version is derpy and outdated, it is inferior, incompatible (multiplayer wise) and therefore not a threat to our community.} Please inform everyone who didn't get this cheezemail immediately.


CHEEEEEEEZZZZZZZEEEEEE,
~MOONBEAM. "

Please acknowledge this annoucement.
-Super

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