The Center for Stevia Awareness

This is the official Center for Stevia Awareness (not endorsed by Daniel Quinn.)

Mission statement:
To spread truth and awareness regarding the miracle cure stevia which cured a cat, skeleton thin, and Diego Sanchez's girlfriend who had a little lump on her breast. The CFSA invests in the next generation of potential breakthroughs in patient-centric cancer research using stevia in order to drive transformational advances in cancer treatment. Our top-of-the-line chemists use a process called Cold Fission™, discovered by Daniel Quinn, an ex Notre Dame football player, cagefighter, and professional boxer.


GROUP RULES:
1: If you hand out weed, you have to pay it forward.
2: No yellow friends.
3: You must wear a Ross "the grizzly" Clifton shirt every single time.
4: All practicing members must attend a mandatory seminar on how to use the violin (the fountain of orgasm.)
5: Just punching, just, okay.
6: You must not be the parent of any illegitimate kids.

To learn more about the health utopia stevia youtube "dan quinn and diego sanchez."