The goal of the Church is to spread Lopezism, which is the worship and religion of our Lord and Saviour, George Lopez.

But wait, there's more! Here at the Church, we'll have great activities such as:

.Playing epic games

.Preaching to epic gamers about George Lopez!

.Spreading literal cancer

.Worshipping our Lord

.Discussions about George Lopez


Any questions? Consult a priest, or call today! 1-800-HELP-ME-LOPEZ

Want to get blessed? Call 1-800-BLESS-ME-LOPEZ