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this is so emotional ;')

Most of you may be wondering, just how good is LEMON? Well it's quite straightforward. To put it simply, we're the best CS;GO players in existance. After just 3 weeks of founding this chromosome-rampant clan, we applied, and were accepted, into the Overwatch World Championships. The sheer hours of training, practice, and dedication have paid off. Now, almost all of our members can 1v5 Harmless bots - and WIN. We can't wait to show our skill on the LCS stage. Thus, I leave you with this - Fear the LEMON. For we will find you. And we will probably kill you.

Before I joined LEMON, I didn't even know there was a way to fail an IQ test. This club makes miracles happen. For example, did you know that it is possible to kill yourself by throwing multiple decoy grenades at a wall? We LEMONs stand proud - beating the American average intelligence quotient by -49. And once, one member managed to almost pass the Turing test. Like, we are the ephitamy of knowledge and intuition. This can be seen by our amazing, trans-meta plays in CSGO. Battling a team of awps by sniping with a UMP? Done. Best weapon to engage a 1v1 clutch? Molotov. Need to get to a location fast? Throw high explosive grenade and fly to your location. We are truly the Neil DeGrasse Tyson of CS, the Michael Bay of strategies.

We are brave to rush 1v5.

We are fierce like United Airlines stewardesses.

We are graceful, like pig in mud in summer.

We are LEMON.

All I can say is that Lemon is just kind of that combination of flavours that sits just about right in your mouth... like a fine whisky on a Summers day or a nice strawberry to mark the dawn of Spring or the 82 chromosomes that each member of Lemon has running in their system. I would just have to say that I love them, each and every chromosome.

Im a potato farmer from New Jersey. In all my 142 years working the potato fields, I have learnt one thing - There's nothing that feels better than a potato in yer prostate. For the last century or so, I've been sticking each and every tater that runs by me deep deep up my anus. Then I send 'em to the grocery store. As I watched young couples gorging themselves on my feces-covered spuds, I thought to myself; "Today would be a brilliant day to condemn myself to hell for all eternity". So I joined Lemons.

Two days into my recruitment, I wondered, how can so many chromosomes fit in one person? The answer was given to me with haste and graciousness. Too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ many. I joined the Autistic Imbeciles with Down Syndrome - AIDS for short. I was AIDS. and I was proud. Finally my life had purpose - I was to be retarded. And to embrace the ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you must become the ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Amen. 14/10 would lube their ass again.