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So you have figured out that the majority of /r/atheism isn't very happy with religion and believe that religions are pretty silly. You might find some of this ♥♥♥♥ offensive even. You might even feel that you need to post about how much /r/atheism sucks.

I have a 10 step plan in order for you to correct this issue.
Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. This is a crucial step, and will be recommended should you decide to openly voice your concerns about /r/atheism . Might as well get this out of the way so when it is recommended, you can proudly claim 'I've done that already' and the discussion can continue. A broken bottle is ideal, but whatever tool you have available it fine, even if it is a portal gun.

Repeat step 1 to ensure completion.

Unsubscribe. You don't HAVE to be here, you don't HAVE to read the memes, sagan quotes, and dumbasses on facebook. Red button on the right. Go away, we don't want you.

Repeat step 1 again.

Understand our user base. If you live in the UK, you might legitimately not understand a LARGE portion of our users. Google the Bible belt. I will wait..... Ok, that's long enough. There are many atheist teens in the Bible belt, whom stay in the proverbial closet to prevent bad ♥♥♥♥ from happening to them. This includes something as trivial as being cut off from college (which in the US is not a right, but a paid privilege), to something as sever as being thrown in the streets or (in the rare case) murdered. There have been users on here asking for help due to parents wanting to involuntarily commit them to a psyche ward for their atheism. This subreddit is for them to vent.

Repeat step 1

We have every reason to hate religion. While we don't necessarily hate religious people, we do find their beliefs silly and worth mocking. However, religion is responsible for many deaths in Iran, Sudan, and the Bible Belt, especially among this particular faith known as Christian Science, which believes prayer is a legitimate alternative to MEDICINE and SURGERY, which sometimes ends up killing the unfortunate kid.

Repeat step one, one last time.

If you are still here and have concerns, discuss. If not, unsubscribe button is on the right, have a nice day and don't forget to go ♥♥♥♥ yourself.

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself.

the brodies
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