So i picked up "Cpl" last month and my regard of not giving a ♥♥♥♥ still continues... still a lance at heart and still do not give a ♥♥♥♥ are my main resume now, as always... take a long and refreshing drink of go ♥♥♥♥ yourselves.

I fully understand that this is for the LCpl underground and the worsenment of all junior enlisted alike. If i am to be promoted to the rank of Cpl in the soon and near future, I will withdraw from the ranks as your fearless leader and place a new higharchy in charge. My commitment and dedication to this group is beyond aproach. I will do everyhting in my power once attaining the position of NCO to be demoted to resume my mischeif and beligerency as a LCpl of Marines, to this I swear.