We are Llamas, bum badum bum bum bum bum!!!

We are llamas and nothing else. We love to do many activities, but our favorites include: prancing through the medow, eating grass, and taking a "wicked french yes" anywhere we feel obligated. If you have any problems with our way of life then you can consult the pedollama. He will most likely scream out "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and then violently attack you. Beware, though, because his attacks usually end up with a hoop and a stick. Thank you for reading this far; you are now a fully fledged nerd who just wasted a minute of his life!