It's business as usual at kramerica.

Since 1990 our small scale business environment has allowed us to provide personalized service at reasonable prices.

Kramerica Industries is a corporation founded by Cosmo Kramer. Originally starting out as a mere summer internship program, It has been the umbrella company for efforts such as a "make your own pie" pizza restaurant. Currently Mr. Kramer is in search for a personal assistant to organize and schedule his daily activities along with giving them a taste of a real world corporate experience in his own fantasy world. You may contact Mr. Kramer at 1(800)-555-FILK.

"Far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken."

"and with Darin's help, we'll get that chicken."