Take the following Jaytard quiz:

Answers are in the announcement.

1. How many teams has shaDE been cut from?
a. 0, he is a good player
b. 1, he fails too often
c. 2, he is terribad
d. 3, he is JAYTARDED

2. Which of the following men does shaDE want to molest?
a. Flux
b. Purple
c. sloe
d. Anything that walks and has a ♥♥♥♥

3. How many hours does shaDE have in L4D1/2?
a. 1000 hours
b. 2000 hours
c. 3000 hours
d. 4000 hours

4. shaDE is more retarded than which of the following people?
a. Boom boom
b. Gameover
c. The last place finisher in the pre-trials at the Special Olympics in 100m relay
d. All of the above

5. When shaDE talks to you, how often do you close his chat window?
a. Never, I respond immediately because I’m semi-retarded
b. Never, I just leave it open and ignore
c. Every time
d. I have him blocked

6. How many times has shaDE wiped with a tank?
a. Never
b. Once, due to an SI tricap and common hording the last guy
c. Once, after he let the tank go AI
d. More than once due to Valve glitching out

7. How many times does shaDE split per map?
a. All the time, hence the term "jaysplit"
b. Never, he has incredible inhuman survivor instincts and is always aware
c. Hey look guys I’m in this back room looking for items oh wait help I’m getting raped
d. Enough times that he’s been cut by 3 teams

8. On a scale of 1 to ♥♥♥♥♥♥, how retarded is shaDE?
a. 1
b. That ♥♥♥♥♥ is dumb as ♥♥♥♥
c. Not even the stars and the moon can compare him to a normal thinking person
d. Jaytard aka ♥♥♥♥♥♥ x 10

9. Pick the retarded Jay out of the following group:
a. Jai (ryptian)
b. Jay` (non-retarded Jay)
c. `jay (shaDE)
d. Steven Seagal

10. How many people have shaDE blocked?
a. 5
b. 20
c. 50
d. 100+