We Slap Asses.

-Third Dimensional Universe #240 Date: 1520/12/615/12005

Welcome to the official steam-group of the IAS for 3d Universe #240, Planet: Earth

You must be a natural dimensional traveller to discover or be invited to this group. We allow and encourage all forms of dimensional travel and do not descriminate those who are less skilled in the art of travelling dimensions (The IAS was created by a mere Second-tier Sucklord.)

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Welcome, we are a small group of about 20 trillion dimensional Sucklords, Hole Divers, and D-Grinders. All of us dedicated to the timeless tradition shared by 78% of all living organisms: Slapping asses.

We travel all of the 7 dimensions to slap unsuspecting asses. It's our hobby, our passion, our way of life. It requires tough work, dedication, and skill. Slapping asses has been a tradition handed down to us by the elders of negative reality, and has been forgotton by many. We even go to the lengths of travelling to the 6th dimension to slap the asses of the ethereals, so you can trust we are dedicated in our craftsmanship.

"The hardest thing in life to do is to slap asses." -Micky Rourke, legendary ass-slapper of the planet Vernauax, 4D Universe: #192