History Police A and B (from a play)

Hey I am Ethan Katapang
I love History
And I hate it when people mess around with it
I am a Hisory Police
POLICE: (WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU MESS AROUND WITH HISTORY) I am here to make sure that no one messes around with history
We enforce the facts of history, and we just clocked you going pretty fast there a minute ago
Pretty fast. 150 yearsof history in 5 minutes WAY OVER THE SPEED LIMIT
(If you were talkin about the 13 colonies) You flew past the development of the 13 colonies. One minute we're on the frontier the nect we've got all 13 firmly established

DUDE THAT WAS CAUGHT: I only have 25 minutes to get through this

POLICE: Now you're introducing Benjamin Franklin. Have you no respect for the flow of history

THE POINT IS YOU'LL BE IN A POOP LOAD OF TROUBLE

HAHAHAHAHAHa