The Hillary Youth - The Youth Organization of the Democratic Party

Hi all

The dust has settled on the election, and DRUMPF is inaugurated. I can't believe an evil fascist microcolonialist bigot could be President, but here we are. I haven't posted in a while because I've been running a pro-Hillary twitter account, where I respond to ♥♥♥♥♥grabber's tweets within 1 minute, lazily firing ad hominems and appeals to emotion instead of valid arguments because I'm a child offering a peaceful alternative to his divisive bigoted policies.

On January 20th, RIchard Spencer (A known white supremacist) was punched by a member of Antifa. THIS IS GOOD! EVERY DAY IS PUNCH A NAZI DAY! As we all know, free speech is problematic and can offend some people, so we must remove the right to freedom of expression from the constitution but we will respect their right to say what they want, because America is free, and DRUMPF is the real threat to free speech. Not us. Him.

SPEAKING OF DRUMPF, Russia. We're well past the point of needing evidence - Russia hacked the election. When Obama said the election couldn't be hacked, he was talking about us. Why would we hack the election? We're not greasy 400lb (it's not fatshaming because they're white men) hackers at our parent's houses, we have lives! Like attending Antifascist protests and having sex! Even though it has been proven via statistics that 90% of Antifa members live with their parents and 75% are unemployed, we all know that statistics are inherently racist, and that the statistics are Fake News.

SPEAKING OF FAKE NEWS, dear Donnie: Negative polls aren't fake news - positive ones are, because you're an evil racist bigot that no one likes (3 million more voted for Hillary - thus no one voted for you). As a result of Facebook's wonderful progressive administration, we can now report Fake News. So get to it goyi- uh, guyim. Get to the Breitbart facebook page, and report it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPEAKING OF BREITBART, Milo Yiannoupoulos is a paedophile now. Sure, we may be against opportunistic hacks, but when its to combat an evil antisemitic bigot (Jews can be antisemitic you know!), we can! Sure, we liberals may have argued in favour of reducing the age of consent before, but that's fake news! Salon and Huffpost have no articles for it - so it's fake news! Also remember that Fake News is Drumpf's strategy to distract us from Russia.

And the Muslim Ban. Now I know what you alt-right hitler-loving misogynist islamophobes are thinking. "But Mr Soros! It's not a Muslim ban because it doesn't target Muslims explicitly." Well thinking that way makes you a fascist. It does - notice how all of the countries targeted are Muslim majority?! Exactly. Dispute that, Drumpftards. Also undocumented migrants aren't criminals you heartless racist sociopath.

In conclusion, we must UNITE against bigotry and hate in our community. To do this, we must:

1. LARP as the plucky underdogs from mediocre teen fiction.
2. Refute all statistics that are pro-Trump as racist.
3. Punch a nazi every day.

On International Women's Day, we make a stand against Drumpf.

#TheResistance #StillWithHer #ProudSnowflake #PunchANazi #HarryPotterIsTheGreatestWorkOfFictionRightUpThereWithShakespeare #IStandWithAhmed