Chinese Cuckold Party (CCP)

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EN: The Chinese Cuckold Party: where the only thing more rigid than our party lines is our commitment to sharing everything—especially power! Founded on the principles of collective embarrassment, we believe in letting others take the lead while we stand back, nodding in approval, and wondering how it all got so out of hand.

Our policies include mandatory loyalty to the state, and by "state," we mean the guy who just cut in line at the noodle shop. Forget about your own ambitions; our motto is “Everyone's a winner, but we’re definitely the ones holding the bag.” Our foreign policy? Let’s just say it’s a delicate dance of diplomacy, with a hint of passive-aggressive charm. We’re always ready to lend a hand, as long as it’s understood that we’ll be watching from the sidelines, making sure we get our cut of the action.

Our meetings are a blend of serious policy discussion and playful banter, where members engage in spirited debates about who gets to call the shots—and who’s okay with that. “We’re not jealous,” they say, “as long as we’re included in the after-party!” National anthem? A catchy tune about “sharing is caring,” with verses dedicated to celebrating the prowess of others while playfully lamenting their own lack of authority.

Membership perks? Oh, you’ll love this: you get to watch as we throw lavish parades, celebrating our achievements—while you’re left holding the confetti. So come join the Chinese Cuckold Party, where we ensure that while others enjoy the spotlight, you can be right there in the shadows, clapping politely and pretending you’re okay with it! Remember, we may not always lead the charge, but we’ll definitely be cheering you on—while making sure we’re in the picture!


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CN：中国人戴绿帽子党：唯一比我们党的路线更严格的是我们承诺分享一切——尤其是权力！基于集体尴尬的原则，我们相信让别人带头，而我们则站在一边，点头表示赞同，并想知道这一切是如何变得如此失控的。

我们的政策包括对国家的强制性忠诚，而“国家”是指在面店插队的人。忘记你自己的野心；我们的座右铭是“每个人都是赢家，但我们绝对是背负大包的人。”我们的外交政策？可以说，这是一场微妙的外交之舞，带有一丝被动进攻的魅力。我们随时准备提供贷款一只手，只要我们知道我们会在场边观看，确保我们能参与到行动中。

我们的会议融合了严肃的政策讨论和俏皮的玩笑，成员们就谁可以发号施令以及谁对此表示同意进行激烈的辩论。 “我们不会嫉妒，”他们说，“只要我们能参加余兴派对！”国歌？一首关于“分享就是关怀”的朗朗上口的曲调，其中的诗句致力于庆祝他人的英勇，同时开玩笑地哀叹自己缺乏权威。

会员福利？哦，您一定会喜欢这个：您可以观看我们举办奢华的游行，庆祝我们的成就，而您却拿着五彩纸屑。所以快来加入中国人戴绿帽子党吧，我们确保当其他人享受聚光灯时，您可以在阴影中礼貌地鼓掌并假装您对此表示同意！请记住，我们可能并不总是带头冲锋，但我们一定会为您加油，同时确保我们也在其中！

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