GD11...representing Ryan Cox circa 2008

A few folklore facts that have surfaced over the years on Ryan Cox:

- Ryan Cox doesn't sleep. He waits.

- Ryan Cox builds snowmen out of rain.

- Ryan Cox calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Ryan Cox.

- Ryan Cox slams revolving doors.

- Ryan Cox can kill two stones with one bird.

- Ryan Cox can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

- A cobra once bit Ryan Cox in the leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

- Ryan Cox CAN touch MC hammer.

- Ryan Cox makes onions cry

If he used glass bottles instead of going to the urinal, he'd be rich selling his self-produced vintage wine.

I was standing next to Ryan Cox in the bathroom at the Canucks game last week... His back spray power washed the graffiti off the walls. Also when he left, the urnial was full of Merlot, 77, oakey with a hint poutine and frankfurter