As GamingLives’ self imposed Bono, it’s now my job to tell you about the horrors of things and then make you feel like you have to take action over something I could easily help solve myself with my fat sacks of cash if I wasn’t such a massive hypocrite by putting my money in Dutch bank accounts to avoid paying higher taxes. So, while I board one of my three private jets to one of my seven homes, I’m going to tell you about something terrible that happens in the future.

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Ed travels into the future at 88mph and reports back on the state of the gaming in Germany, chuckle your way through this piece at www.gaminglives.com

The weekend is coming to a close and that can only mean that tomorrow see's the start of another week of games begin.

If you was out enjoying the weather or sat indoors glued to your TV all weekend here's what you missed.

Friday: Jo discusses Pokemon
Saturday: Adam reviews Trapped Dead
Sunday: Lee reviews Shift 2: Unleashed.

You know the drill, www.gaminglives.com for everything in detail.

The year is Two Thousand, Four Hundred and One. Humankind finds itself locked in a mortal struggle with the TimeSplitters –an evil race of creatures bent on the destruction of the entire human race. Using the power of the Time Crystals they travelled through our history, pushing humanity to the very brink of extinction. With resistance weakening, our last hope lies with a small ship speeding toward Earth. Onboard are nine stolen Time Crystals, intended to power the time machine constructed by Earth’s finest scientists.

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In this retrospective Adam remembers TimeSplitters. Head over to www.gaminglives.com to book your place down memory lane.

When there’s something strange, in the solarhood, who ya gonna call? Reaperbusters!!
An invisible machine, sleeping in your head, oww, who ya gonna call?? Reaperbusters!!

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Stu walks us through the latest DLC for Mass Effect 2. Check out www.gaminglives.com for his verdict.

I am a zombie fan. I love killing them in games, I love being scared of them in films and I love traumatising my kids by pretending to be one in real life. I know this makes me biased but I don’t care. I wish the zombie-haters would put a sock in it, ideally with a decaying, putrefied foot still contained within.

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Check out Kat's thoughts on Zombies over at www.gaminglives.com