My Friends List Try out group

helo, i have down syndrom. pleas be my friend. i like friends and brekfast. thanksyou

Hello, I'm here to inquire about your "Friend Request-Application",
As it specified in the application; my PC specs are as followed
alienware laptop/ gtx 750(ti mode) / i3-3700k / 16gb RAM3 - $799 (basically stole from dell)
official Apple MacBook Pro / stimulus computer - $1299 (good grab)
My Favorite Food has to be pizza ( Pizza gives me the happy screasms!! xO )
Am I Government? idk what's is, I'm Quebec/QC. Favorite French Politician, le penni i guess?
How old am i? how do I cheque? can I roll my tongue? no im canadian i roll tabacco
do you smoke? no i am not old enough
i submitted this to the forums already but this thread is active so why not

helllo here is my friend app (notice how I abbreviated application to 'app', that is indication of a man who is good at friendship):
i ran a 4k in 3k
i can sit on the couch upside down
i have 2 legs and two arms
i have an average sized honker
my last name starts with an s
i once dyed my hair crazy colors
i appreciate a home cooked meal

I don't _NEED_ no application, so you know: up yours *finger guns*