Monday is a fine day, as long as it's not Monday

For an indeterminable amount of time Fladda Fladda Corporation has dedicated itself to being as meaningless as possible.

Positions as follows in order of esteem:

THE HIGHER CASTE~

1. Head Russian Gelatin Wrangler (G)
2. Polish Enforcer Council Member (E)
3. Sanity Removal Squadron (S)

THE MIDDLE CASTE~

4. Gelatin Spoon Wielder (W)
5. Desert Task Force (Z)
6. Dinner Task Force (D)
7. Seagull Janitor Division (J)
8. Intelligence Removal Agency(R)
9. Toaster Patrol (T)

THE LOW CASTE~

10. Worm Man (M)
11. The Defector (F)
12. Jellyfish (Y)

Each Leader of a Caste is permitted to devise their own title by they are to be adressed

PROFESSION CHANGES~

Unique biochemical makeup in linking the individual's DNA to a metamorphic hormone located in a gland in the back of his/her brain allows that once the individual's profession is changed, the change in profession triggers changes. Therefore, once the individual falls asleep, his appearance and personality change to correspond to his new profession. When the creature wakes up, the metamorphosis is complete and, besides defining factors, he resembles the profession he was promoted (or demoted) to.

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Headline

27 June, 2013 - Fangmeier | 0 Comments

We've all had a headline. This headline is really, just "vanilla." It's just a headline. Does it have any meaning? What is behind this headline? Is there anything more than just the shy, nondescript word "headline"? The code behind this word. Does the code that imprisons the word "headline" to this static plane of cyberspace harbor any meaning or purpose besides, well, the meaning of the word "headline"? If I go to Google, type in HTML text commands, and italicize the word "headline," will the word exhibit any meaning besides what it had previously; as a plain word, with plain vertical font? What if I turn the word back wards? enildaeH. Does "enildaeH" mean anything more than it did before? No. Poor, studious little "headline" does nothing but lead a purposeless existence. "Headline" sits, crucified to your screen, and thinks of all the opportunities he has missed because of his current predicament. "Headline" holds no meaning. He is one of trillion of words crucified to a different point on a different plane of cyberspace. He is torpid. He is dead. But he is alive, only alive enough to serve our trivial needs. Are we alone in this universe? No. Cyberspace teems with undiscovered lifeforms, sentient and non. But do they hold any more meaning than us, mobile, breathing, mushy, dynamic lifeforms? No. No. No. (The perpetual answer) No. We are all the same. We hold a trivial existence. We are born to die. We will be forgotten, because there are too many of us.

"Headline" leads a pointless existence.
Headline = Human
Human = Life
Life = Pointless

Is life pointless?

Yes.

The Poor Corporation

9 July, 2012 - The Weevil | 0 Comments

Comrades, our poor groups os few and we need many. companions must be found. A method of communicating must be refined to fit our discerning palates. The official working title of our language is Fladdese. Anyone who feels they can contribute to the language's construction, please contact me immediately.

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