We is tha finest dat New Zealand has ta offer of surf.

If you wanna come up against our asses you betta git yo' blankets up n' git yo' arm swingin cuz we will destroy mah playas whoz ass gets up in our way.

If you wanna join you betta be tha dopest of tha ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dopest up in New Zealand or you betta git tha hell out.