Lots of guns to rule them all.

Guns. Zombies. Eighteenth century honor titles. ♥♥♥♥ yeah.

The Letters of the One:
dear leah, why haven't we survived the zombie Apocalypse in a long time
love,
Dasi

Dear Marquess Dasi,
I hope this finds you well. The last time we held M60s together, I remember you had been maimed along the lower leg during our last epic rush through the confines of the city, along with Lady Erin, Lord Casey and Sir Alex. It was when we were faced by the menacing horde of undead that I yelled, "SPEED RUN" that you were injured. I remember it was just after when we yelled, "DON'T STOP SHOOTING" that you were tackled by one of our hooded foes, ripping at your flesh. Lady Erin ran to your side and pushed the creature off you, and it was only then Sir Casey was able to headshot the bastard off to hell.

Tomorrow is the day of The Sacrifice. I declare the need for a conference of the Fellowship of the Guns, so that we may show these mutated ♥♥♥♥♥ No Mercy.

Sincerely,
Baroness Leah

Dear Baroness panda,
I noticed you referred to me as a Marquess in our last correspondence.
I do hope that you think me not as a male, for the pingas is a very icky piece of anatomy. i do believe you have gotten certain events incorrect unfortunately. As we were making our last push, i bequeathed lady erin to (as they say) 'cover me' while we made our way across a bridge. Alas, lady erin had misheard me, and assumed i said, 'BLOW ME UP WITH A GRENADE AND THROW A MOLLY ON ME LOLOLOL' and i perished in a blaze of burning alcohol. Twas then that lady erin ran off frolicking whilst my dead carcass was face humped by our short sex deprived foes.
I do agree to your calling forth of the conference of the fellowship of the guns, as the day of the sacrifice is tomorrow, and said conference of the fellowship of the guns will quelch those zombie bastards from whence they came
kind regards,

marchioness dasi

Marchioness Dasi,
I do apologize for my misuse of marquess. I assumed it was as the French spelling marquis, with the feminine being marquise - so I believed marquess to be an agender term (or possible marquesse. It was only after perusing The Google that I did find your spelling to be correct, and I do apologize. However, you know of course, that you have the balls of a man.
To high spirits for the Fellowship of the Guns,
Baroness Leah
P.S. The molotovs shall burn their brightest tomorrow's eve.
P.P.S. I expect we shall all be subject to their fire, thanks to Lady Erin.
P.P.P.S. Fire hot.