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Epic Clan [APEX] [APEX]epic
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ABOUT Epic Clan [APEX]

WELCOME TO THE EPEX APEX LEGENGS GROUP

- ANNOUNCING OUR NEW ROSTER -

The Big 3: Mak, Hugo & Toemas
Substitutes: Jordy, Teo, Leth & Doughy
Mentor: https://www.twitch.tv/KimchiLee
Forbbiden members: Silves.

- ABOUT US -

EPEX Clan can only be described as a delicate balance of class, talent and technical supremacy. Our journey began in season 5, where the discovery of Silves as a top level Wraith triggered the formation of a new European powerhouse. Silves was quite physical and big but had delicate hands for his size so that is something we really wanted to replicate as a team. However, it became apparent early on that his lack of brain cells was severely detrimental to both himself and the EPEX franchise. Varnu made the executive decision that something had to change...

The only solution was for Silves to be swiftly kicked, and epicnihilist was brought in as an emergency replacement. An absolute physical specimen, epicnihilist’s excellent ball carrying ability and devastating good looks generally enabled us to flourish, despite the time he was succumbing to his fart obsession.

The removal of Silves allowed new cracks to emerge in the form of the radical underperformance of the karlbug, varnu whilst the most mechanically gifted, had undergone a mid season transformation from an absolute weapon to an absolute wet wipe, clogging comms and generally doing ♥♥♥♥ all.

But this all changed with the arrival of our third member, Naboonbu. Naboonbu was nothing but days off becoming the perfect specimen, he was extremely attractive both physically and emotionally, with his decisive main call and ability to prevent varnu from ditching scrims for a romantic evening in Estonia with Aph, he really polished off the team dynamic.

In terms of substitutes we hand picked the finest talents from around the globe or perhaps it was whoever else was crusting in mumble at 3 am and willing to play with us. There was epicrapist, with a jawline so sharp it could cut through Caustics thick batty like it was nothing, and epicracist, who had charming words and flowing locks of hair. Who are both naturally gifted and can perfectly mimic any of the big 3, but held back by their computers and normally being too stubborn to get off Gibraltar. Then we got Leth and Teo who are absolute monsters but are normally too busy either stuffing their faces with pork pies or doing copious amounts of cocaine. Doughy also plays....
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HOW CAN YOU JOIN EPEX CLAN? Well it's really simple !

Rules to join EPIC CLAN. If you fall within these rules then feel free to submit an application to one of our Main Squad Members.
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✔️⠀Be Top 500 player !
✔️⠀Don't be a kid! NO KIDS ALLOWED
✔️⠀Be willing to move into our gaming house (based in Kazakhstan)
✔️⠀Be free from 8pm every evening for our Matchmaking Scrims !
✔️⠀Must own a 2 piece suit (for lan interviews and business meetings)
POPULAR DISCUSSIONS
23 Comments
hugo 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:34am 
Mr President Sir... a second squad just hit the tilted towers 🤯
hugo 23 May, 2021 @ 8:08am 
Reforming as NFT CLAN
Ton Jravolta 23 May, 2021 @ 7:59am 
People Keep Asking If I'm Cracked And I Haven't Really Had An Answer, But Yeah, I'm Thinking I'm Cracked.
GILDED! varnu 11 May, 2021 @ 7:39pm 
After the Great Split of Epex in 2020, the Big 3 returned to Team Fortress to win both ETF2L Premiership and Division 1 at the same time. Congratulations! Legend says they might try conquer Apex once more......
#epex #epexisback
Ton Jravolta 1 Nov, 2020 @ 9:34am 
lets ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go.
hugo 1 Nov, 2020 @ 8:15am 
[APEX] lost episode #2 (ft. Karl, Kjempus & fraybentoseater1) In this episode the discovery of mak being a sentient human was discovered. Pulling off some high damage games that can only be described as wicked. Things are looking up for EPEX clan. Onward to PLAT ! #epex #epexwin
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