Ew. should i touch this? it is healthy for my grandchildren?

so, this is a group where you could either be a genious or a mastermind (YES BOTH AT THE SAME TIM!!) also you can be the stupidiest idiot of derpoopia. Here, at this hub of saltiness, we apreciate bad jokes, all video games, except for the bad ones. ALSO, if you are a social recluse/mess (like me), you must have a minimum of -602.7 social skills, and understand sarcasm. I have -601, so you could in theory be even more of a mess than me, which is actually quite sad. So, Join, it COULD be lots of either joy or saltiness. Plus, i will give your first born grandchild a free jelly bean for $1.