It only took the Pandas two hours.

Hey there, group-makers! Have you ever wanted to make a nice, tasty group on a whim? Scared of friends seeing your top group as some gayming community, or, God forbid, a brony group? Then use this as your example, and make...

(drumroll, please)

A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ group!

Yes-sir-ree-bob, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ group! It's useful, lasting, and you easy to make! Just start a normal group, named after an obscure reference to a T.V. show or an inside joke with a friend, turn on your ceiling fans to air out your room, (it's probably stinky from all that thinking up names that you just did), and start that group! Invite your friends!
Don't forget to set it as your top group. Now, whenever a friend decides to check out your Steam profile, you don't have to fear about them horribly and evilly judging you over what internet groups you join!

That's right, even Step Mama Madrid won't give you that disappointing glare with the... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GROUP!
Fun? Yes.
Costly? No.
Original? Probably not.
Calorie free? Hell yes!

So make one today!