The History of the 69th is rich with tales of heroism, despair, intrigue and loyalty. This is the offical 69th History since the formation of the Brigade.

Pre-69th- Many of the 69th were a part of many differing militarizes before coming to America for unknown reasons. They were not called the 69th but many knew eachother before forming the Brigade.

1774- The 69th is formed to fight the British occupation of the USA.

War of 1812- The 69th Serve with Andrew Jackson, dealing a blow to those tea drinking faggots.

The War of Northern Aggression- Fought alongside Stonewall Jackson for the Confederate States of America. The loss of the War made the 69th leave to fight for the Germans, giving up on the states.

Pre-WW1 and WW1- Briefly while working for the Kaiser, the 69th were loaned to the Ottoman Empire to deal with a problem with a certain ethnic Group by the name of the Armenians. During the actual war, they fought for the Kaiser against the Serbs, causing millions of undocumented deaths. They remained loyal to Germany however; even as the Germans had "lost".

The Reich- The 69th didn't begin as SS troops, simply high ranked Wehrmacht. After the transition of Germany into the 3rd Reich under the great Fuhrer Hitler, the 69th began readying for battle against the Jew threat. Until Himmler himself made the 69th official SS, and they began their Jew, Gypsy, gay and other monstrous threat hunt.

WW2- During the War, the 69th mainly fought on the Eastern front, hunting Gypsies and Jews along the way. They were renown for their keen sense of duty to the Reich and never losing but one person over and over. They were able to burn most of the Serbian villages down and killed enough Commies to fill all of Kebab land/Turkey. When the Reich lost, Pvt. Griffins ass opened a portal to the past, sucking all of the 69th to 1880s South Africa.

Zulu war- The 69th were among the best Calvary among the British Army, though they had the highest friendly fire rate among the British. The 69th was pivotal to the success of the conquering of the Zulus. They were soon taken back to 1960s America.

NAM- The 69ths most Famous era. The 69th were the best among the entire US Marines, murdering millions upon millions of commies in a PTSD ridden rage. They served every year of the war until the US pussied out and pulled out.

The Drewsade- The current status of the 69th. The 69th has devouted themselves to Drew Cobles ass to reclaim the lost land of Drewslam, killing any brown that stands in their way.