Men of Farrell, Rally!

The trio walks through the door and instantly hear the screams of horses and the loud sounds of machinery. As they take a couple steps into the glue factory, they hear the angry sounds of another animal, and it sounds kind of like a primate. They all look towards the sound, “Look out, it’s big juice!” the gorilla named big juice runs right past the trio, and out the door. They all smile when they see blood and intestines squirt out into the middle of the hall, and the screams of Griffin Lovins. “That ♥♥♥♥♥♥ won't be riding on the front of the bus no more” says Brock. They continue further into the glue factory, seeing horses go into one side of a machine, and glue come out the other, and gorillas working the machines. “I guess you could say thats some good gorilla glue” says Mr. Bengry. No one laughs at the joke, and a 6 ft tall 400 pound gorilla grabs Bengry and smashes his head against the floor multiple times until a jelly like substance is created, the gorilla bottles up the jelly and hands it to Farrell. After that the gorilla throws the corpse of Mr. Bengry into the glue machine and out pops a nice fresh bottle of Bengry Glue. Brock Lee take some chains and puts it around the gorillas neck. “Hello Mr. Berger, how is your day?” ask Brock. Mr. Berger replies with a grunt, and continues to work the glue machine. The duo and Mr. Berger walks back into the hallway, and sees the corpse of Griffin Lovins, almost unrecognizable. “Time for lunch” says Farrell, and cuts off the two ass cheeks and spreads some Bengry Head Slam Jam, and some nutritious Bengry Glue, and shares it with Brock, and Mr. Berger. After the feast, Mr. Berger gets horney, his 6 foot ♥♥♥♥ erect grabs Brock and Farrell and lubes them up with Griffins blood. After several hours of intense ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Mr. Berger roars a mighty roar and spews his mighty juices over Griffins dead corpse. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ still gaped, they decide, maybe coming to Uganda was not such a good idea and decide to next go to the land of the only other ally the colonel had: The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea.

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i made this in seven minutes, training song i remixed xd

17 October, 2015 - App | 0 Comments

Let's get down to business
To defeat the ♥♥♥♥♥
Did they send me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when I asked for aryans?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'll make a nam vet out of you

Tranquil as a gas chamber
But on juice within
Once you find your penis
You are sure to win
You're a brown, gay, autistic lot
And you haven't got a ♥♥♥♥
Somehow I'll make a nam vet out of you

I'm never gonna catch my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ - Drew
Say goodbye to those who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me - Plutonian Pig
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting myself - Damage
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim - Maurice

[Chorus:]
(Be a nam vet)
You must be swift as a M16
(Be a nam vet)
With all the force of a gas chamber
(Be a nam vet)
With all the strength of a raging napalm stike
Mysterious as the torture camps we have

Time is racing toward us till the ♥♥♥♥♥ arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the PTSD of war
So get on your knees, cry when I put the 1911 to back of your head, your through
How could I make a nam vet out of you?

[Chorus x2]

The 69th Canon and History

22 September, 2015 - App | 1 Comments

The History of the 69th is rich with tales of heroism, despair, intrigue and loyalty. This is the offical 69th History since the formation of the Brigade.

Pre-69th- Many of the 69th were a part of many differing militarizes before coming to America for unknown reasons. They were not called the 69th but many knew eachother before forming the Brigade.

1774- The 69th is formed to fight the British occupation of the USA.

War of 1812- The 69th Serve with Andrew Jackson, dealing a blow to those tea drinking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

The War of Northern Aggression- Fought alongside Stonewall Jackson for the Confederate States of America. The loss of the War made the 69th leave to fight for the Germans, giving up on the states.

Pre-WW1 and WW1- Briefly while working for the Kaiser, the 69th were loaned to the Ottoman Empire to deal with a problem with a certain ethnic Group by the name of the Armenians. During the actual war, they fought for the Kaiser against the Serbs, causing millions of undocumented deaths. They remained loyal to Germany however; even as the Germans had "lost".

The Reich- The 69th didn't begin as SS troops, simply high ranked Wehrmacht. After the transition of Germany into the 3rd Reich under the great Fuhrer Hitler, the 69th began readying for battle against the Jew threat. Until Himmler himself made the 69th official SS, and they began their Jew, ♥♥♥♥♥, gay and other monstrous threat hunt.

WW2- During the War, the 69th mainly fought on the Eastern front, hunting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and Jews along the way. They were renown for their keen sense of duty to the Reich and never losing but one person over and over. They were able to burn most of the Serbian villages down and killed enough Commies to fill all of Kebab land/Turkey. When the Reich lost, Pvt. Griffins ass opened a portal to the past, sucking all of the 69th to 1880s South Africa.

Zulu war- The 69th were among the best Calvary among the British Army, though they had the highest friendly fire rate among the British. The 69th was pivotal to the success of the conquering of the Zulus. They were soon taken back to 1960s America.

NAM- The 69ths most Famous era. The 69th were the best among the entire US Marines, murdering millions upon millions of commies in a PTSD ridden rage. They served every year of the war until the US pussied out and pulled out.

The Drewsade- The current status of the 69th. The 69th has devouted themselves to Drew Cobles ass to reclaim the lost land of Drewslam, killing any brown that stands in their way.