Ze good doctyrs.

First do no harm.
Second shoot them in their faces.

Lets face it, CS:GO needs us. The slaughter that occurs must be bandaged, the universe abhors imbalance and there shall not be a vaccum of character.

We are building a team to last the ages. We grow larger and stronger with each map.

Round of Bacon Cheeseburgers for the troops!

if you want to join doctyr then first you must ally.

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Competitive callouts and doctyr ethics

22 de diciembre de 2018 - GrumpyHedgehog | 3 comentarios

This is our code of conduct for competitive matches. Please adhere to these rules while playing with me in a competitive game, and consider adopting them for all your games if they resonate with you.

1. There is no leader. It does not matter who is top fragging, who is the highest rank, or who is talking the most. Everyone has on days and off days and people cannot necessarily lead all the time. So what this means is it is never appropriate to ask what the play is. You are either calling out the play, or simply following the basic game play. On T side the basic gameplay is to protect the bomb and deliver it to a bomb site. On CT side the basic play is to stay near the middle in cover and wait to see which site the bomb arrives at and then push that site. It is no one’s responsibility to tell you what to do, and if someone does step up to lead we must follow what they say. Give everyone the chance to lead and follow their idea with all your energy. The one time that we must reject a leader is when one person keeps making the wrong calls, in which case we need to shut them down.

2. Keep your radio callouts concise. This means that we’re not chatting during a match. It also means once you’re dead you stop opening your radio at all. This especially goes for people who like to complain or flabbergast at their death. When you exclaim disappointment at when you die you make it out as if you are the center of attention; the person who is alive is the centre of attention. After you die either make a helpful call out or just remain quiet.

3. The game is not over until it’s over. Do not ever give in to resignation in chat, and especially over voice chat. Despair is more contagious than happiness, and we must repress despair if we ever hope to win. Keep a good attitude and a sportsman like outlook on the game and that way even when you lose you appreciate the experience.

Thanks for reading and no hard feelings if these rules are broken, we all do these things. I just wanted to get it down in writing what we aspire to be, and what a professional team might look like. When I play comp I want to win, and the people who have a difficult time integrating into a winning team ought not to be playing competitive. This does not mean that you cannot be a doctyr, being a casual is fine too. And there are no rules for casual, anything goes in there.

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Scam Alert

20 de noviembre de 2018 - GrumpyHedgehog | 1 comentarios

So I log in today and a new friend hits me up with this:

[5:19 PM]
HEISENBERG:
hello bro
not busy now?

[5:20 PM]
GrumpyHedgehog:
hi
sup?

[5:23 PM]
HEISENBERG:
i need someone, who will advert my site , sure i will sponsor u :D

[5:23 PM]
GrumpyHedgehog:
what exactly do you need?

[5:24 PM]
HEISENBERG:
u just need to hold this site in nick for a week skinsblue.com , maybe u heared about it before?
for it u will get sponsorship in csgo skins
~100$ for a week

[5:24 PM]
GrumpyHedgehog:
ahh ic. why me?
or do you just offer this to anyone?
also its spelled "heard"

[5:25 PM]
HEISENBERG:
bcoz u get good steam activity and playin in cs so much...
will be good if u help with it
sorry for it

[5:25 PM]
GrumpyHedgehog:
npnp, just trying to help..
ill check out the site and get back to you
thanks for the offer

[5:26 PM]
HEISENBERG:
good bro
maybe i can show u all now on the site?
and we will talk about skins for you
bro?

[5:30 PM]
GrumpyHedgehog:
looks like a gambling site.

[5:30 PM]
HEISENBERG:
right, u see who in pot now? in the left
Gautam see him in the pot? he will win now :D
bcoz im mod here and can controll rounds
just look ^^

[5:31 PM]
GrumpyHedgehog:
ok, watching
ohhhh..

[5:32 PM]
HEISENBERG:
yea bro ^^

[5:32 PM]
GrumpyHedgehog:
why would you let me in on this??

[5:32 PM]
HEISENBERG:
you can pick someone in this one and he will win

[5:32 PM]
GrumpyHedgehog:
do these people know?

[5:32 PM]
HEISENBERG:
with any chance
no, i cant do it for myself bro
in other time its random
say any player name now

[5:32 PM]
GrumpyHedgehog:
weedcooke

[5:32 PM]
HEISENBERG:
okay

[5:33 PM]
GrumpyHedgehog:
thats a real person?
not just a bot
?

[5:33 PM]
HEISENBERG:
xD are you srsly?
bot will get good english

[5:33 PM]
GrumpyHedgehog:
hahah
!!
he won

[5:33 PM]
HEISENBERG:
yea bro

[5:33 PM]
GrumpyHedgehog:
no i mean weed cookie guy...thats a real person

[5:33 PM]
HEISENBERG:
i can let you win 3-4 rounds today, and after when you get skins u start advert site in ur name or bio
oh ye, but ppl change names in site settings
bcoz more ppl reported when lose skins
or ask for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
i think you understand me
with me you will win 100%
i promise that and already prove

[5:35 PM]
GrumpyHedgehog:
yes u did
i dont know if this type of thing is for me
seems morally wrong
no honor here
just free money
aka scam

[5:35 PM]
HEISENBERG:
nah bro, for it you need advert the site
its not free
Labor must be paid
think about it

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End of chatlog

I visited the site and indeed he was able to choose the winner as he said. The guy I chose won that pot.
I recognized the guys name from some games, thats why I accepted his friend request in the first place...though now I wonder who exactly this person is.