who you callin' pinhead?

SpongeBob: All right, Pinhead. Your time is up! [cut to Pat, who looks like a cone-head]
Patrick: Who you calling Pinhead? I want to be Dirty Dan!
SpongeBob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
Patrick: I'm dirty. [he's hit on the head by a giant snow shovel that Sponge has]
SpongeBob: I say I'm Dirty Dan. [Pat runs off and returns with a giant bat with a nail in it made of snow]
Patrick: I say I'm Dirty Dan! [whacks SpongeBob with it]
SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick again] I say I'm Dirty Dan!
Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan.
SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan!
Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan.
SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan!
Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan.
SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan!
[Inside the tree, Sandy blissfully sleeps until the repeated impacts cause the earmuffs to fall off.]
Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan.
SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan!
Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan.
SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan! [Sandy's eyes snap open] [Cut back to outside]
Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan. [SpongeBob sees something behind Patrick and screams in terror] Screaming will get you no- [Sandy reaches out and grabs the top of Patrick's head and rips it off. Sandy huffs and growls as she stands behind Patrick, towering over him with sharpened teeth bared in a snarl]
Sandy: [breathing heavily] Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?!