We're destroying the Pomson 6000. Why? Why not?

In all seriousness, I have 3 main goals with this: 1) Prove my friend Campa wrong, 2) Raise the price of a unique Pomson, and 3) Bring the community together for something so outrageously dumb, that only the TF2 community could be the cause of it. We need to, on one day, delete at least 500000 Pomson 6000s from existence. And perhaps make this a charity event or some ♥♥♥♥ idk. Maybe get Valve to make an Australium Pomson if we destroy enough, I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue what the end goal of this is, aside from the top 3. I currently have 200+ Pomsons, and if you don't want to delete your's but instead make some collectors, that works well for this too.