For all those who wish to defeat the crowbar magic of the light.

Greetings,

If you are a member of this group you have been given a rare opportunity few deserve. We are the remnents of an ancient class of sorcerers who wielded their crowbars in order to spread darkness and defeat the impure forces of the light. We are the continuation of a long line of magicians who used their crowbar skills to conquer the world over.

Fools and frauds today claim to have mastered the art of the crowbar, but they are weak and without merit. We are the true guardians of the golden crowbar* and are well versed in fighting from the years we have trained in our anicent art. The Pryer Cup 2015 represents the perfect time to reveal ourselves to Mythtown, where we will defeat all of our opponents and claim the title for ourselves!

We have many enemies, but they do not understand the dark crowbar arts and therefore shall fall to our mighty techniques. We are the sole practicioners of dark crowbar magic and we will finally have our revenge! The world shall be ours! Death to the light!

*One big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ secret.

Enemies List (feel free to suggest more people):
Fuura
Jibriil
Narwhal Leaf
Mr Sir Logan
UnboundedSolid (Can he be turned?)

Questions and Answers

Q: Why reveal yourselves now?
A: Why not? Our time has come. At last the users of the false crowbar skills will perish.

Q: If you reveal yourselves, do you compromise your ability to infiltrate the Pryer Cup?
A: We are too powerful to give a ♥♥♥♥.

Q: Will the Mythtown staff who oppose your goals try and stop you?
A: The mythtown staff are all on our payroll.

Q:Why do you have so few members?
A: Because this group is a front for the real one that meets in RL every sunday at Starbucks. However, everyone should join this group since you will get an invite to the real meetings held weekly at everyone's favorite coffee shop.

Q: Will "the leaf" be a major threat?
A: Leaf will perish if he tries to stop us.

Q:What did Fuura ever do to deserve your wrath?
A: The question should be what did she not do to deserve her fate!

Q:Why is Fuura enemy #1?
A: Fuura is the poster girl of the light. She follows a false crowbar art known as "hopping." This is a perversion of the proper ways and we shall stop her no matter what the cost is.

Q: Is it true Billy Bob Joe is a member?
A: Billy Bob Joe has a grudge with Logan, Jeff, and the whole world. Ever since the South lost the Civil War, Joe has not been the same.

Q: Who are some of your more famous past members?
A: Anyone who was famous for something awesome basically.

Q: When you win, what will you do after this?
A: Have a coke.

Q: Do you give two ♥♥♥♥♥?
A: No.

Q: Do you give three?
A: No.

Q: ♥♥♥♥♥.
A: Ass.