ABOUT Diablo Appreciation Society

...and the heavens shall tremble (when we pre-order Diablo III).

Dark, gothic, and extrememly visceral, Diablo is THE greatest game series of all time. Period.

The Diablo Appreciation Society is thus an ode to this very fact, as well as a virtual outlet
to pledge one’s allegiance to Sanctuary. Anyone can join and become a member but only those of true Tristram ancestry may become admins. To become an admin, and therefore determine whether your veins pump with hardcore Diablo blood, you will enter a rigorous three-step process whereby, upon completion, even Farnham will disown you as a friend.

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(1) First, your penis will be placed within the Horadric Cube, along with an unidentified pair of gauntlets, and then transmuted.

(2) After this, Charsi will magically imbue your penis, allowing you to have sex with both Andariel and Wirt's Leg.

(3) Finally, Cain will take your penis to the Hell Forge and smash it as Tyrael secretly watches on.

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The process lasts exactly 6-minutes, 6-seconds, and 6-miliseconds, eternally binding your soul to pre-ordering, installing, and playing Diablo III upon its release.

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Stay tuned; more to come!
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RECENT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Patch 1.13 RELEASED

21 March, 2010 - blaice | 0 Comments

Hey guys,

The final patch for Diablo II: Lord of Destruction has been officially announced for release on 23rd March (tomorrow). This is combined with a general ladder reset and will take about 6 hours.

This is the final patch before D3 is released, so it is literally THE LAST TIME we will be able to play D2 in all its glory.

I don't really have a lot of time but I will be installing this afternoon so I can join the ladder race straight away. My account on Battle.net is "Blaice" and my character too will be called "Blaice" (Paladin of course!). We all usually play on US WEST so give us a yell if you're in the area.

See you on!

Patch 1.13 announced!

14 July, 2009 - blaice | 0 Comments

Blizzard said they'd never do it - patch 1.12b being, in their words, 'Diablo II's final polish'. Now with Diablo III announced, Blizzard have decided to break their promise and release one last patch (1.13) in synchrony with another ladder reset.

Patch 1.13 will not only fix the numerous bugs that emerged from its predecessor but, most importantly, will be opened up for 'public opinion'. Basically the Diablo dev team have established a forum called ‘#1 patch note’ asking fans to submit one idea, change, or addition they’d each like to see in the new, upcoming patch.

You can check it out here: http://forums.battle.net/thread.html?topicId=16474108701&sid=3000

Some have requested an update in content such as new creatures, items, and world events, while others have asked for the patch to destroy the duping, botting, and map-hacking that currently runs rife on Battle.net servers.

Apart from these (and the occasional idiot requesting the inclusion of an entirely new character or act), most have been legitimately manageable/practical, such as:

• Ability to re-spec skills
• Stash sharing
• Increase in rune drop-rate
• Standard of Heroes functionality
• Boost in unique items’ power/value
• Fair resolution scaling

The patch was set for an April (2009) release but had to be postponed with security issues arising from Warcraft III custom servers taking production precedence. As for the actual release date, it could be any time from now onward. Hopefully sooner rather than later!

I’ve recently reinstalled Diablo II in anticipation of patch 1.13. I predict this will be the last opportunity to play the classic in all its glory, at least before Diablo III rolls into town and snuffs it out.

See you online!