Cows is love Cows is life

I've created my own personal shrine to you and here will be teaching others how to do the same. Sorry for the lack of formatting and spaces out paragraphs, steam is still made at me for insulting The Great Gaben.

-Gather steam profile information and copy it onto a peice of paper, for physical information
-Create a structure of cedar wood resembling a AC130 aircraft ( not to size) -Collect hair and feces of the great one (relatively easy, pm me for more details) How to Worship using previously build Shrine; -Place physical copy of steam profile onto the left wing of the AC130 -Place bodily objects onto the right wing (ex; hair) -Facing the front of the plane, stick your face into the middle intersection between the bodily objects and the physical copy of the steam profile -Slowly chant the following; "Cows the almighty, Cows the great, I hail you Godfather."

cows will love you for ever riprop

What the ♥♥♥♥. Help im held here against my will

Rember to always share your love with evreyone
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