Odin's beard!

High Chancellor: Lachlan "the duke/Hugh-Man"
High Overseer: Jarryd "The Fuzz/Blue"
Commisioner for Warfare: Ryan "Dimplewhiskers"
Commisioner for Suppies: Dom "Too Strong/Dobbi"
Commisioner for Finance: James "Chesty Larou"
Reading Master: Damien "hiding YOUR erection"
Court Wizard: Hannah "the mystic"
High General: Jack "The baron of backstab"
High Admiral: Gabby "dandy hillbilly"
High Sky-Commander: Brenda "Some gay ♥♥♥♥ about a ghost"
Administrator of Crumpets: That drunk homeless guy on the train everyday
Administrator of Health and Tranport: Jeremy "Marine Life/Nailin' Pailin"
Administrator of Swag: Ryan "#yolo#swag#♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥#"
Administrator of Justice and Spasticated-ness: Tom "Lone Wolf"
Dungeon Master: Sam "possibly a sociopath"
Beer Baron: Nick "dom obsesses over his hair it's really weird dom stop"
Baron of Bazzer: Barry "The Bazzinator"
Royal Bouse: Bronson the Seal

The wise viking sayings of the book of havamal

Always rise
to an early meal,
but eat your fill before a feast.
If you're hungry
you have no time
to talk at the table.

- The Havamal

Never walk
away from home
ahead of your axe and sword.
You can't feel a battle
in your bones
or foresee a fight.

- The Havamal

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Our savior[en.wikipedia.org]