We now announce that T1agoCortex is our team's organisation manager. His ability to toni hawk nice and beat the leather to admins has proven to be useful in the toughest of situation. His good ability with wooden boards is also very nice because we need tables to put our computers on.
-gus

It is with very alot joy that we promote tnk to player of the week. His display of skill in the major and in our recent team games going 60 kills and 11 deaths. This man has been playing out of his penis, oops i meant heart.
Furthermore, we now hired Carlos R, SantosPT, PTJOE and J O Ã O to water distributors, seeing that we play in a lot of portuguese heat like hot women xaxaxaxaxa)))
-gus

Today is very sad day because ptjoe is leaving this team. This happens because one day he not drop me avp and he didn't join the game in 5 min blyat(( this nub now goes to fack himself and his black shicks in the arseholes.
The new up and coming very nice LEM players "get_left" is now replacing him in ptjoe's spot. Hopefully he drops me avp.
Ez for portuguese team representing the iberian country portugal under the portuguese organisation TEAM CAROXOS (Sponsored by autism.org)
-gus

GO FAST MEN)))