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Butreece Helga Bertha. Where can i start with this large ball of fun. Well let me tell you a story about a boy named Daniel. This boy usually just chills out playing some Call of Duty. Untill one day he decided to venture out into the woods behind his house. He was only walking for 15 seconds before he came across this amazing creature we all know as Butreece. Daniel instantly relized that he was ment to be with this girl. As he thought to himself about how hes going to get her home he first came across a cave found in one of her devine breasts. Daniel decides to explore this before he has to go hire 17 cranes to move his new girlfriend. Megan is now out of the picture but that is a whole other story lets not go down that path.

As Daniel enters the armpit tunnel he finds a tribe of idians. Daniel did not like seeing idians in his new girl. So he pulled out his sword and he sliced and diced untill the indians were nothing but bugs caught in Butreece's armpit hair. After exploring this cave Daniel found nothing so he went to call the cranes to move this monstrosity into his backyard.

After many hours of moving this beast of a girl Daniel has now got her in his yard. Daniel and Butreece live happily every after.

Butreece does not seem to mind the stories about Daniel's past. Stories about Daniel's past you say? Well a few years ago Daniel was caught with 1063 kids under the age of 10 locked up in cages wearing nothing but PVC undies. Some say he never touched these boys. But i was one of these kids trapped. Mind you Daniel was always polite and never once shouted at us. Butreece finally was found by a nice guy.

One day butreece woke up to find that Daniel had left the house early. She went out into the kitchen to see if there was any sign of Daniel. But all she found was a note saying "Just gone to hang wit teh bois xoxo Daniel". Butreece did not have a bar of this as she yelled "DANIEL YOU SCUMMY GERM ♥♥♥♥ RAG MUTT DAWGGG". Butreece knew that Daniel was not with the boys. So Butreece decided to get her roll on and work her way over to Daniels ex girl friends house. Megan. Ok boys and girls this is where our little story gets interesting.

We will be right back after a short news break.

Welcome back. cHar here. Ok where were we. Oh thats right Megans place. Well now as butreece destroyed 3 towns rolling over to megans. She parked herself out side Megans window only to see Daniel in there doing the no pants dance. This is where Butreece broke the record for the worlds biggest tomatoe. Because this big ♥♥♥♥♥ was so angry she was about to burst. Luckily Daniel is trained in the art of dodging a grenade from his many hours on Call of Duty. So Daniel started to run for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hills because he knows butreece cant get up hills. Haha you are thinking well done Daniel you just got away with cheating. No sir, Daniel was stomped by butreeces big ass foot.

Butreece Helga Bertha
23 / 09 / 1678
Blonde
Blue Eyes
White with Black Vagina
635 Kilograms

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Barry Martin 6 Dec, 2011 @ 4:28am

Unfortunately, Dhardee had a heart attack and died. Sorry guys. The original thing was longer but had too many words :(

Barry Martin 6 Dec, 2011 @ 4:27am

Message for Butreece: I found you a guy! (Part 1)
Let me tell you about a boy named Singh. Dhardee Singh. Now as you may or may not have guessed, Dhardee was the dardiest kid on the block, despite being an overweight illegal immigrant from India. So anyway, one day Dhardee decided to go for a walk while he downloaded his "Fat Chick" screensaver, which apparently was guaranteed to get him "jizzing" as it was animated and wobbled when the mouse was moved rapidly across the screen. So, while Dhardee was walking to the shopping centre to stock up on sugar filled "munchies" he was suddenly yanked into a dark alley by a mysterious stranger. This dark stranger was a poor paedophile named Anita Fooksomekids, who was mercilessly teased in his youth because of his first name. Now where was I......lost my train of thought. Ah yes, Dhardee in the alley. Now Dhardee identified Anita because of his ruthless capacity to lure kids into a white wheelie bin, the bin in which Dhardee was now stuffed.

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