Silly Rebels

As you probably have heard in the news, the Libyan rebel alliance has slowly but surely been taking over my crib in Tripoli (with help from NATO, al-Queda, and other terrorist organizations). With your help, we can take back power from the terrorists and get back to the good old days of the Jamahiriya and partying. Join me in my hideout while we plan to take back control from the NATO-sponsored rebels (who will just end up making a government more corrupt than mine)!