Pants is for Pussies

We are the ultimate army without pants! We roam the 17th senturys europe with our mighty bare legs, and with our mighty big balls! We are feared all over the steppes of the Cossack Hetmanate for the grand weeners who flung in the air. The Muscovite Tsardom tremble before our great bushes.

This is the army of NO PANTS!!!!


Requirements:
Never wear pants in M&B...
Change your name in M&B to NoPants_(name)
Don't wear pants IRL (optional)
Our main language is English please stick to it, would make it so much easier for the rest of the team.