"WE YEET FETUSES SO YOU DONT HAVE TO" -Phil Swift

"Y e e t u s - t h a t - f e t u s - a n d - b e a t u s - m y - m e a t u s"
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We are the most professional CS:GO team ever. Guarenteed. We have never lost a single game, and any games we do lose obviously don't count. I will tell my dad if you think otherwise. Our signature strategy is yeeting our fetuses at our opponents in such a spectacular way that our competition won't even know what hit them (Aside from the fetuses).