^w^

Not much to be said really...
Bunch of "lads", some cooler than the others
Primarily me - quite impossible to rival me really, far too much strength to ever fight fairly, could take out a wolf in combat with my athletic ability, far too much speed to race with without embarrassing you in front of your peers( I don't want to show you up. just accept defeat before offering a challenge), dashing looks, comedic genius, built for the big screen, voice so divine people pay to listen (asmr coming soon), but my one weakness which i'm ashamed to say is that im just too damn humble. Its a real shame really, so close to perfection but just not there completely. However there has to be some downside to a person otherwise people couldn't try to replicate my character, it has to seem attainable but just promise you won't become distraught upon catastrophic failure. It must feel good to brush greatness even if it is just for a fleeting moment so I welcome all to try. Anyways, enough about me. The team so far -

My squire WhyamIDoingPhysics who just exudes an aura of sexiness that is hard to parallel (although hes ♥♥♥♥ at age of empires)
The man himself Crytisk is also a sense of normality as he is almost too normal if thats possible, just wish his noncy ways could be fixed
The edgelord Mephisto - Large gains, large brains, large score on the autistic spectrum
The old g Alfie, known for his dependability and laddish behaviour
Old boy Reu who is actually a child (lol cringe) (watch out Crytsik ^^ hehe) with his weak Sion performance and famously known low IQ, gotta love him anyway
We got the man the myth the legend, Dom with his thirst for combat and beating up children at taekwondo
Kimchi - Loves debates, never won one, but you get marks for trying. big up.
Finally the Benmeister - Once he was asked: "what came first? The chicken or the egg" His reply: "What is that?"

This group is very serious, we get many applications but only the best of the best can join so prepare yourself, think about whether you're good enough first and upon realising that you probably aren't go away and come back again at a later date

(This was done during a huge procrastination outbreak)