We welcome all, even the jews

I'd like to share with you 7 success tips from famous people me. I tried them all myself, but they didn't work out.
1) If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you'll most certainly be in your grave.
(© Steve Jobs)
2) We all need a change of water in the cooler from time to time
(© Oprah Gail Winfrey)
3) prepare for the unexpected from the jews
(© Pierre Morad Omidyar)
4) Migrants hinder progress to success
(© Mark Zuckerberg)
5) Never regret the past, you still have the present to regret.(hah loser)
(© Richard Branson)
7)LOVE FURRIES
(© LEVIATHAN (YEЕЕЕ THAT'S SO ME!))
(Tip number 6 was definitely included. No, it wasn't skipped.)