A previously before and then not anymore and now again blacklisted Watsologist™ had made strong remarks over the reappearance of the body of the watslord in the wastelands of miama™, which he was previously before rightly and then not anymore and now again rightly relocated. We, the council of watsinators™, humbly regret our decision for hiring Shoe to be a fellow watsinator™ and beg our members of watsology™ to not engage in revolutionary activity.

Henceforth, for the next thre days, seventy five hours, twenty seven minutes and forty two seconds (and 365 milliseconds) Shoe will have his watsology™ administration privalages SUSPENDED until further notice. If you notice him encouraging any further calls for revolution please report it immediately to the council of watsinators™ for further disciplinary purposes to be decided upon us.

If we ever hear anything legitimite, or if we ourselves find any legimitd tt clues it shall come from ME personally. I will ensure no more fake news in the Watsology™ The Truth., home of The Truth..

Sincerely,
The Watsin Happy Nators :piton:

everyone CALM DOWN!! there haev been several rumors spread aroudn in the last elevity twedsdas, and I am here to put an end to it. Althoguh we are Watsology™ The Truth., who are the keepers of the real truth about Watsology™, Anubis, and our current geopolitcial landscape, there are some lies even the MASTER WATSARD is keeping from us!!!

Oh no wait, its just became the next half-hour again...
BEHOLD, THE GLORY OF THE WATSARD IS UPON US. AOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOA
WILLTHEMASTERWATSARDBEOURVERHOLYGUIDEONLYTIMWILTELMFRIENDSLEAVALURPRECONCEVDNOTINSABTPOLITICNSATDOOROLFRENDSNEWLOVRSNTEWATSOLOGISTAMISTALISTAGISTSWELCOMEALL.

ok now that that is out of the way

Behold, a confidential classified restricted privite file from the secret redacted box I found while perusing around in the Master Watsard's trash bin because he told me it was kinda stinky and to throw it out ASAP. Please read quickly and quitely, I'm risking my entire life, or even my career as a Rank 9 Watsinator, for this!!

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The Watslord Has Been Founded Again!!
In the farer lands of the lands of the far lands in the far landish farer lands of miama, the legendary legend of watslordary has been alegedly discorvered again this time by a previously before and now not anymore blacklisted Watsologist and now the lord of the far aways lands of the lands will NOT be escaping again as I write this tegxtr raega oh no hiugraouuj ioaoiio cojimne oiojn ikijivfjis guhaer ok

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Shocking, I know. The insolence, treaturousness of those Watsinators. To have finally fouind our HIGHEST and LEADING member, only short of godhood by a KISS from ANUBIS himself, again, and to lose him before he boards the train to the Alter of Anubis® is completely unacceptable. I demand a FULL REVOLT against our so-called Master Watsard IMEDATIELY!!

ok cya

ok gu ys, i have some exciting news to share with you all! so i've been working on a secret project for a while, and it's finally ready to share!! i'm sure you all remember the posts about the summer session that was offered last year at the campbell institute in florida. the campbell institute is a larping institute that helps people learn more about larping, and i was very lucky to have the opportunity to attend last summer. i was also lucky enough to be able to be tested positive for the steroid stanozolol. In the face of this evidence, I returned my gold medal, which then went to Lewis. However, I did interview a lot of the instructors, as well as some of the students, about their experiences at the campbell institute. and now, i am excited to announce that i have compiled all of those interviews into a documentary!! the documentary is called "a summer at the campbell institute", and it will be released on youtube on saturday, july 1st. i really hope you all enjoy it, and i can't wait to share it with you all!

In addition, Broome said his friend reacted with “shock, hurt and outrage” that anyone would say a positive thing to him about a person who doesn’t share every single one of his political beliefs.

In the response section below, pleaese form a thorough ananylssis over the legitmiacey of the use of sterioid stanozolol during the watsological larping tournament happening tomorrow on saturday at 3:36 and 52 seconds central wmt (watsological mean time) time!!1 (sorr for typo) rate tihs horstical annoucnemnt 5 OUT OF 5 stars!!!! on youtube pl0x!! :piton:

ok now we shall commence with our usual half hourly ritual that we always do every twedsda.

BEHOLD, THE GLORY OF THE WATSARD IS UPON US. AOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOA

o btw 50% of the method we sha ll use to attempt to find the Watslord™ has almost been invented by our level 7 watsologistamists

stay up to date on progress here: https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.859879465.8504/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.u2.jpg

ok cya

ATTENTIONS ALL WATSOLOGISTS AND WASTOLOGISTALISTS ALIKE; as promised yesterday tomorrow's news will bring you with great news, and today it is tomorrow.

Today's big news is of vital important plz d o not mis this today's meetings

today we're doing the half-hourly ritual we always do every twedsda

BEHOLD, THE GLORY OF THE WATSARD IS UPON US. AOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOA

WILL THE MASTER WATSARD BE OUR EVER HOLY GUIDE? ONLY TIME WILL TELL, MY FRIENDS. LEAVE ALL YOUR PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS ABOUT POLITICIANS AT THE DOOR. OLD FRIENDS, NEW LOVERS, AND THE WATSOLOGISTAMISTALISTAGISTS, WELCOME, ALL.

GREAT OK.

SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL LETS GET IT STARTED

WAIT IS THIS EVNE PART OF HTE RITUASL

OF COARSE NOW SHUT UP AND PRAY
AOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO

MY NAME IS UNNECESSARY

I USED TO BE A PERSON UNTIL

*ring ring ring ring*

omg will u plz just turn off ur phone god

no trust me this is important it's from the level 6 watsinators

oh ok put it through

WE GOT A WATSARD NOTICE ON YOU. YOU'RE BLACKLISTED.

lol ur banned

shut up nerd

dude wtf get out u heard the watsinators don't make me call level 7

gdo ok ook give me some tim

*whistles*

lol glad hes gone

you know what they say, when you're watsarded, you've got nothing. No cash, no credit, no job history!

aw man now i feel bad

he's gonna be stuck in whatvere city they edcide to dump him in

where is he?

miama

ok lets get back to the ritual

DO WHATEVER WORK COMES FOR THE WATSARD. RELY ON ANYONE WHO STILL BELIEVES IN THE ANUBINATI. IN THE HISTORICAL DOCUMENTS IT IS SAID WE SHALL BE HAUNTED BY THREE GOHTS. A WATSIN HAPPY NATOR. AN OLD FRIEND WHOS INFORMING ON U TO THE MASTER WATSARD. FAMILY TOO, UR MOM AGAIN IF UR DESPERATE. UNTIL WE FIGURE OUT WHERE THE WATSLORD HAS BEEN HIDING, WE CAN'T GO ANYWEHRE.

glad that's over

yeah

ok see u guys in a half hour

ok cya

hey guys just lettimg you know whats up today

this is our daily announcement

tune in next time for big newws

mAYbe tomorrow

or somehin
idk

ok cya