Hail Wajj

Theory of Wajj: Wajj is created through:
Theoretically metaphysical convulsions of multi-dimensional eddies in the controversially introverted antidisestablishmentarian perpetrators of the hyperbolic plausibility misappropriation (the impartially homozygous and disassociated pronunciation of condescension in meteorological philosophy, involving consecration of anthropoids apprehended desecrating polymerised astrophysics), as perpendicularly assimilated by exothermically desiccated Wajj.


The meme-uscript of Wajj
Wajj has idea.
Wajj makes cake.
Wajj consumes cake.
There is no cake left.
Wajj is sad.
Wajj has idea.
Wajj will make more cake.
Wajj looks for ingredients.
There is no flour.
Wajj is very sad.
Wajj has idea.
Wajj buys gun.
Wajj realises it is a concept, and therefore cannot commit suicide.
There are no bullets in gun anyway.
Wajj is depressed.
Wajj has idea.
Wajj feebly attempts to beat on physics so Wajj can have its way.
‘Call that beating on physics so Wajj can have its way?’
Wajj gets its own way.
There is no Wajj anymore.
Wajj would be happy, if it was in afterwajj.
Wajj is not in afterwajj, and so cannot have an idea.
Wajj therefore cannot attempt to carry out idea.
Wajj therefore cannot fail at idea.
There is no afterwajj.
Wajj is not sad, because it does not exist to be sad.


Wajjictionary: Wajj-the direction North via South-East (start facing North, return from the South-East) Alternate spellings include Wajjé, Wajjnh, Whajj and Ktyddrpjon’pok
Wajjifist-a follower of Wajj
Wajjificated-sent/returned from wajj
Wajjificatified-made to face wajj
Wajjuristicated- tried for crimes in a wajjward facing court of wajj
Wajjuristifications-happenings inside a court of wajj
Wajjifisticatified- made a wajjifist
Wajjerifical-of wajj
Wajjiminal-a committer of wajj related crimes
Wajjerificalistificatified-made of wajj (to have become wajj)
Wajjerization-the act of turning something into wajj
Wajjerizatificate- to wajjerize (see wajjerization. Please note wajjerize is only a concept, not a real word)
Wajjerizatificatified-to have been experienced wajjerization
Wajjerooney-meaning unknown
Wajjeroonifisticate- to do something wajjerooney-like
Wajjifications- consequences of wajj related acts
Wajjouttaforddeboolman -exclamation used in wajjificatified ball games (said with Jamaican accent)
Wajjam-preserved essence of wajj
Wajjenda-goals/targets of wajjificatified political parties
Wajjetera-indicates that a wajjerifical list continues.
Wajjocalisedified-made local to wajj
Wajjination-destination achieved via wajj
Wajjinationified-to have arrived at a wajjination
Supercalafragalisticexpialawajjified-eaten
Wajjammajamma-to dance wajjwards
Wajjammajammier-one who wajjammajammas
Wajjammajammafistificatified-to have become a wajjammajammier
Wajjammajammafistificatifier-one who wajjammammafisticatifies others
Wajjurbationification-the self pleasuring of wajj