Lets twist some neckssssss

I am Lord Sparkelbottom, creator of the neck twisters. I will twist the necks of all who oppose me and make them a neck twister...yesss thats how it works. Let me twist your neck now. Yesss mmmhhh spooky. Neck twisting over the radio. Ohh, you wish to find a mate...sorry, there are no mates here. You must look elswhere to repopulate the race.