Pixelated Bananas: Nada Nada

Come along with me, to the fuck circle. It is where we take turn to strangle each others' penises and tie a rubber band around th tip until it loses it normal colour and start to swell and become a deep purple. This is the part where you have to be fast, you've got to quickly pour boiling vinegar on the discoloured tip and then put another rubber band on. I don't even know what will happen but hopefully this will hinder all pregnancy attempts for the rest of our lives so that we will obtion the neccesive motivation to kill ourselves faster.