TVF

I am bored. i need laugher. whoevers joke is funniest is the player of the week. example: a guy walks into a pet shop and buys a parrot. when he is walking, he passes by a guy saying "rise them up, rise them up" the parrot didnt say anything so they continued. they went pass a shooting range and a guy said "Shoot them down, Shoot them down" the parrot still didnt say anything. so they went pass a show and a guy is saying " hit the fat 1 win a prize" the parrot didnt say anything. so they went into a church and the priest said "the devil is below us". "RISE THEM UP, RISE THEM UP" the parrot said. the priest ignored it and continued. "god is above us". "SHOOT THEM DOWN, SHOOT THEM DOWN". the parrot said. the priest raged and chucked the bible at the parrot. the parrot dodged it and the bible hit a fat lady. "HIT THE FAT 1 WIN A PRIZE!!!" the parrot yelled