True Purrs.

I just receive new ordess.
Hour superiars say,
the wore is canceled
we canal go horm.
Bye sun, is getting peyd out for his crimes.
And hour frends will half-dyed hair.
Will half-dyed.
fa nothing.
Buht,
We canal go horm.
meanwhile
I deers like piss,
freedum
enjustiss,
dey get pecked up.
buht,
we canal go horm.
Whale,
I'm not goin horm.
I'm goin get on my boht,
and I'm goin upreever,
En I'm goin to keeck,
That sun off a beech Bye suns as so hordt!
dat the next Byson Wallaby,
is gunna fill it.
Now, who whants to go horm?
And who whants to go with meh?!?