Don't Be All That You Can Be

Why strive to be an extraordinary individual? The moon landing? probably faked. The signing of the Declaration of Independence? I sign ♥♥♥♥ all the time and people don't give a ♥♥♥♥. The building of the Statue of Liberty? Let's not forget who built that statue. The French. THE FRENCH. Do you want to be the French? Do you!? NO? THEN JOIN THE COMMONIST PARTY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.