We are totally not a cult.

Hello, to anyone who bothers reading this. It's been a long time, I know. It feels like I'm waking up in the beginning of Portal 2. "Hello. You have been in Aperture suspension for- NINE- NINE- NINE- NINE-". Anyway, the three of you who don't know (And possibly don't care, but you know, eh.) I'd like to inform you on what exactly happened. My family moved recently (And by recently I mean 3 months ago) and so, having moved, we had to figure out what to do about internet. Since we're in the middle of nowhere, it's kind of hard to find something good. What we're using right now is terrible, but it's useful for small things like this. Anyway, when we moved, Verizon sold us internet that wasn't even available in our area. When we turned to Comcast, they said "Oh, you're a quarter mile away, so we're gonna charge you $12,000+ and half a year to serve you!" So that was out of the question. Ever since then, we've been exploring extra options. None have really worked out for us, and as of right now, it seems like our only options are: Stay with this, or turn to satellite. Both options majorly suck, so we're hesitant to go with one or the other. So, in short, that's basically what's happened. Hopefully I'll be able to get this problem solved before next year so that we can try to highlander again. I apologize for my problem with internet.

Thank you for your time,
Genericgamer